Ahhh Michael Jackson is gone Michael Jackson is gone. So surreal it's like how you know an earthquake happened in Sumatra but just sit home and watch the news and stuff and go Oh, Okay.

Uhh I don't know what to think of this. But at the same time it's like Anna Nicole Smith dying in 2007. Like Oh, Okay.

But somewhere right now someone dies silently, and nobody even bothers thinking of that person. I guess fame makes people you don't know feel like they know you, and they miss you when you're gone.

Still, to those that the world misses terribly, and to those the world doesn't miss, goodbye.

AHHH WHAT DID I JUST POST. I don't want to live in a HIV community! And I don't think anyone deserves to live in a HIV community! Get that straight. It's like staring in wonderment at WWII if you get where I'm coming from.

Aww man I'm confusing myself again. Over a movie I have not watched.

"This is Calcutta. Bohemia is dead."
"The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation!"

You wanna play?
Let's run away
We wont be back
Before it's Christmas Day
Take me out tonight

Ahh i'm like ADDICTED to Out Tonight from RENT! It's so ironic this no lifer in the Practically Perfect land of Singapore is so fascinated with bohemia and everything associated with it. But you know, maybe it's these broke drugged artistes that are more human than anything else. Uhh okay maybe I'm just sick of everyone being too fortunate for their own good.

Oh wow look at the time.

How do you compose Bhangra music with GarageBand it is infuriating how they only have western instruments here. Uh but then again how often does the need for original Bhangra music arise?

HEEHEE GERMAINE WE SHOULD RENT RENT RIGHT? Haha :) Uhh but I think it's NC-16 I saw a copy in Sun Plaza some time ago I think. Haha would my mom rent RENT for me? It's PG-13 in the US :( But I can get the soundtrack I guess. Mom couldn't find it in Vietnam aww.\

But that's probably a good thing because I change tastes all the time so getting the soundtrack won't satisfy me for more than uhm 1-2 years? The other day I was listening to my iPod and I skipped 50% of the songs because they were lame like The Corrs and Kelly Clarkson both of whom I've gotten sick of long ago but didn't have the heart to delete from my playlist hah.

Haha on the other hand, I've been listening to RENT songs faithfully on Youtube for two days now while doing other stuff.

RENT is rock opera genius awesome songs (: (: (: Too bad it's NC16/M18 I don't know and plus it's not really what people call blockbuster cinema. I don't remember the movie making it to Singapore in 2005 even. Even though I remember something about Karen Mok doing Mimi for the musical asian tour and they came to Singapore some years back.

Ughh GarageBand is weird to the max but no choice cause we're not allowed to use copyrighted music and I don't think we can compose Bhangra music on the piano now, can we?

Ahhh I feel evil today I feel evil today I feel evil today I feel evil today

GUESS WHAT. THE "DEAD FISH" ISN'T REALLY DEAD. IT'S BEEN STRUGGLING FOR A WEEK NOW GO FISH GO DO OTHER FISHES PROUD! 

Wow how do you survive without food. In any case, I'm mighty glad it's not dead and the other fish isn't eating it.

You know it's the 21st century when people have virtual catfights:

Jordan---sms me if u wanna talk to me (: says: (9:23:03 PM)

hehe

the real jasmine says: (9:23:09 PM)

what's sho funny huhh

Jordan---sms me if u wanna talk to me (: says: (9:23:12 PM)

haha

the real jasmine says: (9:23:14 PM)

wanna fight?

Jordan---sms me if u wanna talk to me (: says: (9:23:18 PM)

nothing =D

Jordan---sms me if u wanna talk to me (: says: (9:23:22 PM)

bim fight!

Jordan---sms me if u wanna talk to me (: says: (9:23:27 PM)

*slap*

the real jasmine says: (9:23:33 PM)

*claw*

the real jasmine says: (9:23:36 PM)

RARR

Haha yeah even the glory of catfights is replaced by verbs sandwiched in between apostrophes.

:(
It's so painful watching an animal die.
There are two angelfish in the fish tank now. But one is dead. So I got the net and tried to fish it out so I could flush it away but arghhh I couldn't stand it so now it's still lying there like the dead fish in NTUC. Except I'm not afraid of going near NTUC fish because they weren't from my fish tank.
Rarr okay I guess I have to bring myself to do it somehow if not the other fish will eat the corpse and it'll get even harder to go near the fish tank. :( :(
I think it's more SIGHHH than EWWW. Aww but fishy had a good life. It had a long life too :D
R.I.P. fishy hope you find a nice longkang or river in heaven where you can swim around again. Sorry for daoing you a lot. Have a nice afterlife with your fishy friends.

Homg it's like birdy. Poor birdy you were recovering so well and then you just died.

birth. day.

I
don't want
my birthday to
be a big deal anymore.
Because growing old
is just
sad.

But
last year
my birthday was
right before gym comp
and my bestest XJT mates
gave me a surprise
and I thank
them for
that.

But
this year
I think I'm
way too tired to
even think of
celebrating
my

Birthday.




HAHA I'M A GREAT CONCRETE POET. Whuteverr.

But seriously, birthdays are fun and stuff yeah, but you reach a point (or age lah for that matter) where you're too busy to remember it.
And I came close to that last year. I almost forgot. Hahahaha until I looked at the calender and I was like HUH TOMORROW'S MY BIRTHDAY. That was very sad wasn't it. Hahaha but sho funny.
Eh but I can't believe people can actually remember! Like I remember that Su Yun gave me a pretty note and a Toblerone and I remember because I thanked her at training (we were sharing the hall that day cause of COMP). HAHAHA.
IF YOU REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY, YOU SERIOUSLY ROCK. :D

I don't feel like my birthday's coming in a month because
a) still feeling extremely extremely cheated over the holidays
b) already got my present last last month or something :D :D :D
c) because Munaya remembers it. and I don't. so. doesn't feel right, right.

I feel like I don't have a birthday. Maybe I'm just tired lahh today so a bit incoherent and I realise I say lah a lot nowadays and I don't really care because lah or lahh or lahhh is true Singaporean languange lah so yay me!

And what really stinks is that the less you sleep, and the less your eat, the slower your body metabolizes fats. Or something like that.

HAHA OMG DONG IS FREAKY

About 15 minutes ago she called and the conversation went like this:

Me: Hello?
Dong: HEEHEEHEE (high pitched giggling)
Me: HELLO? HELLO?
Dong: hello-HEEHEEHEEHAHAHA (high pitched giggling)
Me: OMG OMG STOP IT STOP IT AHHHHHH!!!!
Dong: (to mom behind her)She's screaming! (MORE high pitched giggling)

At this point I was half convinced it was just Dong and half convinced there was something freaky on the other end.

Me: (screams for Leko) (screams some more) STOP IT STOP IT SERIOUSLY I'M FREAKING OUT STOP IT!
Dong: (giggling fades away) Um mama wants you to turn off the soup gas.
Me: STOPPIT STOPPIT DON'T DO THAT EVER AGAIN SERIOUSLY YOU FREAKED ME OUT!

And Leko was there going: Haha what? What?

Dong should be a voice-over in a psycho movie like The Machinist. Or Harper's Island. SERIOUSLY (:

Did you know it takes less than an hour to get from my house to Harbourfront?

PHYSICSISSTILLLOVE

1. Put your music on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
It's Hairspray - James Marsden
Yeah, I'll try that sometime.

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
想飞 - 任賢齊
I like flying only when it's bumpy.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Sexy, Naughty Bitchy - Tata Young
Right.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Addicted - Enrique Iglesias
Hmmm.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Mama, I'm A Big Girl Now - Ricki Lake, Marissa Jaret Winokur & Nikki Blonsky
To grow up? Last thing on my mind.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Run and Tell That - Elijah Kelley
They think I'm a messenger or live telegram?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
No One - Dave Days
That's sad.

WHAT IS 2+2?
Till Kingdom Come - Coldplay

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Me and Mr Jones - Amy Winehouse
So my best friend is Mr Jones...

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Even If - The Corrs
What person I like?

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Some Unholy War - Amy Winehouse
WHOA!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
(There's Gotta Be) More To Life - Stacie Orrico
So I'm gonna grow up and lead an unfulfilled life.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Fields Of Gold - Sting
I don't like this song. It's very old and very boring.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Start Of Something New - High School Musical
Nice :D

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Wake Up Alone - Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse songs have such sad titles.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Step In The Name Of Love - R. Kelly
Haha, dancing?

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I Don't Want To Talk About It - Everything But The Girl
YEAH. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
好时代 - 任賢齊
Umm, that's nice. But I've never actually heard that song. It's just rotting in my ITunes.

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
You Know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse
So lots of bad things are gonna happen because I'm No Good. Or I'll turn into a gangster one day.

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Big, Blond and Beautiful - Queen Latifah
Big, Blonde and Beautiful people do not make me cry!

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
The New Girl In Town - Brittany Snow
Now that's just weird. And mean.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Walking Away - Craig David
Gosh, yes.

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Fear - 周華健
I don't want to die afraid! D:

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
It Takes Two - Zac Efron
That's a nice song. Especially for this question.

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
We're All In This Together (Graduation mix) - High School Musical Cast
Who doesn't want their kids to GRADUATE? I don't understand the We're All In This Together part though.

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Sorry Anyway - Tata Young
It's like Sorry, but NO.

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
You Found Me - Kelly Clarkson
I don't want people to find me?

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
True - Ryan Canberra

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, WHEN YOU MEET YOUR BOSS?
Just Friends - Amy Winehouse
Yeah, let's just be friends, boss.

Ooh wow I sound like a dorkus ultimatum talking about equations like that.

An Abundance Of Katherines is cool. Books with extremely smart people as protagonists (like in The Curious Incident Of The Dog In Night Time) are generally cool. Okay I take that back. Bindy Mackenzie was the first fictional character I wanted to murder. Haha ironic right, then in the end it turns out someone was plotting her murder all along and at that point she's become less annoying and you think "ohhh noooo run Bindy run!".

Anyways, An Abundance Of Katherines is cool. It's such a quotable book. John Green is brilliant. And Colin is brilliant. Anyone who draws graphs to predict relationships is brilliant right?

"Monotony doesn't make for painlessness. In the first century CE Roman authorities punished St. Apollonia by crushing her teeth one by one with pliers. Colin often thought about this in relationship to the monotony of dumping: we have thirty-two teeth. After a while, having each tooth individually destroyed probably gets repetitive, even dull. But it never stops hurting"

It seems cheem but it's actually very easy to read. It makes math fun. There, I said it. The maths part you can pretty much skip lah if you don't care to know the Theorem but I read it all and if you can't understand math theorems like me there's an appendix at the back.

IT'S over!!!

I feel sooooo relieved okay now finally I can get some sleep and clear my inbox of the hundreds of messages. Yeah I'm super OCD about my inbox it was the first thing that came to my mind.

SARAH SMRITHI WEITING YAY THANK YOU FOR BEING SOOO HARDWORKING AND SORRY I NEVER SEND IN DOCUMENTS ON TIME. ANYWAYS WE DID WELL DIDN'T WE?

Anyways, the deployeeeees (haha) were the awesomest people ever okay.
Hear that?

Yeappp RGS girls are seriously so helpful I don't know what I could've done without them man. And it was like we were SEARCHING for problems sometimes, but everyone was too free (because of Nanyang OH?). Oh but sometimes people just SWARMED in and everything/one went kinda nuts. (Like after Nanyang OH ended.)

Yeah and the number one questions parents ask:
Are the classrooms air conditioned?

RARRR. Whatever happened to eco-friendliness? Hahahaha. Yeah but sure, nobody can resist air con right.

Heehee and I mistook this girl's bro as her DAD. SO EMBARRASSING. But they thought it was quite funny and they were nice people so thank goodness. Oh and their older sis was Hadley captain 1996 how cool is that eh? They wanted to end the tour at the notice board so they could find her name.

Having PSB/PB juniors is awesomeee. Now I know why Violet liked talking to us smaller people haha! After everything was over and we were slacking in the Dry Lab Wanyi and Louisa tried to guess my CCA. Goodness gracious they don't know my CCA and I've known theirs since? Well they got gym right because they said I LOOKED like a gym person. But they kept guessing squash probably because the poster spams by squash penetrated their subconsciousness or something like that lah.

And the PITs are such funny people! I hope I didn't scare them too much because I'm not always this drunk!!! I think OH drove me a bit weird and alcohol fermentation occured resulting in the sugar in my blood turning into alcohol or something which resulted in me screaming RARRR at people randomly and singing Anything You Can Do which is a very very catchy song by the way.

(Starts screaming like the bimbo I am not)

Seriously, I don't know how one IHG can mean so much to me. :D

STEPH SIOW! CHENG LYNN! DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU GUYS BETTER NOT PANGSEH/PON OKAY? (Just kidding, I know you all won't!) HAHA. WE CAN DANCE WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER AGAIN IF YOU WANT.

But this year we're gonna be up against all those pro sec fours tooo! Maybe we'll just cheer to death and hope everything turns out alright? Wheee yay this is gonna be fun :) Just like in sec one and two!

And and the date's real appropriate too (hint hint).

On a different note, I'd like to declare that my hot and cool friend Germaine Teo is the bravest little girl everrr. Because she tries her best. And because she'd rather eat ice cream like Ms Choo said than commit suicide. (Right?)

(Cheesiness ahead) You go girl! <3

Hello world

I'm up late again for the millionth night in a row! Not that I'm proud of it. But at least I'm not trying to keep awake by eating chili or Tabasco sauce or something like that.

Happy birthday uncle chin chow! You're a good host and so is your mom.
Vera's right. We've sorta split into RGS sec 3, RGS sec 4, and RI sec 3. But it's okay, everyone's still weird as ever!

Yay I really missed our gatherings and stuff. It's nice to have a bunch of people who don't fit into any social category (like CCA, clas etc.) but are still good friends. And I've realised that some people are so SLOW at getting jokes. I tried using the classic Joey Tam one:

Me: (slaps Rachel's shoulder) don't you hate it when you pee on your hand?
Rachel: Huh...

Me: (slaps Lin's shoulder) don't you hate it when you pee on your hand?
Lin Wen: Yeah...

Me: (slaps Ryan's shoulder) don't you hate it when you pee on your hand?
Ryan: (blank face)

At this point, Jordan and Marcus start laughing like hyenas (in a guy sort of way) so they obviously got it.

Me: Let me show you the APPROAPRIATE reaction.
(attempts to slap Jordan's shoulder) Hey don't you-
Jordan: (ducks prompty)

Like I said, SLOWWW

Yeah then a bunch of us stayed back to watch the Machinist, which is truly a psycho film for psycho people. We looked away at the -ahem- inapproapriate bits, of course. Well, most of us. Heehee and Marcus thought the Ivan guy was hotter than Brad Pitt. (Who isn't really hot anyways.) And Ben says Megan Fox is actually a guy.

NO SHE IS NOT. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS hahaha!

Okay we'll end with a
Thank you Vera's dad for sending me and Terry to Bishan :D