I don't know why i bother changing my url
It's gonna change again anyways
Yeah i haven't thought of any good ones yet
My brain is just too full of fluff that just flew in to fill up all that empty space
Pheebs totally hates my new url
She says the old one was nicer
Like, since when were urls that just randomly popped out of my head ever NICE?

This learning journey week thing was a total scam
NUTS: SCAMMER!
Yeah, so it was great waking up at 7 30 every morning
But it was horrible how we get, like a project for every subject
Except for History. We got this worksheet
That's even worse
For me, at least
I don't know, i just get really stressed when we get worksheets on a field trip
Everyone was totally chionging to fill it up at the museum

Sheesh Jas, what kind of lousy attitude is this?/em>
Ok, so i have to REPHRASE things
I did enjoy learning journey week, okay?
I just di just didn't like to chio to chiong projects at the END of learning journey week
So, MANAGE YOUR TIME AND DON'T UP LIKE ME
YEAH TELL THAT TO YOURSELF JASMINE LIU JIA HWEI
OK I SHALL STOP TALKING TO MYSELF
I'M TURNING WEIRDER BY THE MINUTE.

Yay yay this is my fourth post today :D
Im just so totally mad at myself for slacking during the March holidays
Doing things like THIS
Which is why i shall stop this and go do the long forgotten pile of homework that i have
Cheeros

Yay im backk
And camp was really fun! :D
It was like a giant sleepover in the gym!
And the food hunt could have just been our dinner
When lao shi saw me the next training she SCREAMED at the sight of my sudden fatness and put me on a strict diet
Kidding
Yesterday night we found a little swallow with a broken wing
And now he's ( or is it she?) behind me under the table
Get well soon birdy!:D
And thanks Lim Jie for the sparkly hair tie :D it's in my wallet now

Today's training is killer
Lao Shi made us run 10 rounds around the netball courts in less than 8 and a half minutes
(Gasp!)
Well, okay i know it's supposed to be good for us
So i shall be good and stop complaing 0:D

Whee there's gym camp tomorrow! Which is why i better get to sleep
G'night

I am CERTIFIED!
Certified for first aid!
Haha not that it's such a biggie
(The whole school is certified!)
But i haven't gotten the cert yet
Nvm, lalalalalala, i'm certified!
Evil Pheebs is insulting me on windows live messenger
Bleah
She is saying how when i go save someone people have to go save me
Geddit?
Ok i gtg eat dinner
Yeah i noe it's late
Byes!

Yay im in Bebe's house stealing food!
Muahahaha
And to get back she is using my phone to send lame smses to Trina
Bleah who cares they're so fake
Oooh a cool news report!

"Now we have our interview subject, FeeBee Yip Beebee to answer a few questions."
Reporter: I heard from quite a few sources that you are a chicken. Could you elaborate further what that means?
F.B.Y.B.B: Cluck cluck
Reporter: Okayyyy... So what is this i hear about you being charged for lamerism?
F.B.Y.B.B.: NO THAT IS SO NOT TRUE!!! I DID NOT GET CHARGED FOR LAMERISM!!! I just got a cool chance to stay in a cool room with these cool bars over the doors.
Reporter: Thank you.
F.B.Y.B.B.: You're welcome!

Very disappointing news during assembly yesterday
Richardson is currently in last place
Tarbet is in the lead, followed by Buckle, Waddle and Hadley
and then Richard
But no matter what, i would NEVER NEVER trade my place in Richard for a place in Tarbet
Even if we never win again
And i'm sure no Richarsonian would
<3 RICHARD ROCKS! <3

Seriously, i think someone is out to get me
In other words, someone is trying to sabo me
Just last week, the plastic thingys for my apron went missing
Yesterday, the iron-on studs and cord for my drawstring pouch disappeared
And really, i didn't lose them, i mean, how could i when we don't bring them home and i only took out 1 item from the drawstring pouch's packet before?
Or am i really that forgetful?

This remains a mystery

yay. there's aesthetics tomorrow. hurrah.
im being sacarstic.
a couple of weeks ago i declared it my worst subject.
of course, maybe dance and music would have been more fun
i mean, what does poise and confidence have to do with SEWING?
i think if Mrs Lee saw my apron, she'd just scream.
and i would be unpicking it for the rest of the day.
eeps.
i think that's why there are seamistresses in this world of unpickers

FEE BEE YIP YY! TRINA TAN JIA LI!
you guys are so NOT off the hook!
dat is soo fake, wad u guys said on monday.
BOO!