Today Lynn and I went on a quest to buy SOCKS!!! Here's how the journey of a thousand years went:
Me: I wanna go buy socks!
Lynn: Yeah I wanna buy too!
I pick up my wallet and head to the door. Lynn starts talking about the Tessa your Asset thing and writes her name on the board backwards. We totally forget about our mission and everyone starts trying out writing their name on the board too! Totally what Ms Picca would call digressing. Or is it diggressing? Whatever.
Soon the poor whiteboard is covered with this:
Lynn=Nnyl (Ny-yl)
Jasmine=Enimsaj (En-neem-sarge)
Joanne=Ennaoj (En-na-oj)
Charmaine=Eniamrahc (En-niem-rac)
Ting Wei= Iewgnit (Unique)
[btw, the word in the brackets is the pronounciation, and Ting Wei thinks because her Iewgnit is pronounced unique so she is unique!]

10 minutes later:
Me:(suddenly remembers mission) Erm, can we go get our socks?
So Lynn and I set off on our long journey to the PB room, on the way, when suddenly, we see... a KILLER BUG ahead.
Lynn: And I shall slay thy evil weird buggish thing!
( Takes out sword and kills the bug heroically.)
Nope, that's not what happened. All we did was run past. (Unheroically) And nope, Lynn doesn't own a sword. So anyways at the koi pond, we meet Mr Lau and Lynn tells him about the report books still in class and we turn back to take the report books from class(passing the killer bug again).

Back where we started
Ting Wei : Ello Mr Lau!
Me: Ting Wei said Ello
Ting Wei: No, I said Hello
Mr Lau starts trying to remember which cartoon Ello came from.
Mr Lau: Tellytubbies!
Me: No, Tellytubbies go Eh-oh!
Ting Wei: I used to sing that song to go to sleep
Lynn: Again! Again!
Me: Oh I hate that one.
After all the Tellytubby talk, me and Lynn take report books and walk to the koi pond (Again!) and go up to the staffroom where Mr. Lau takes over the report book-carrying. (And the killer bug was gone then!)

After finally buying the socks and returning to class:
Me: Our quest for socks!
Lynn: Is COMPLETE!

The end of the long long quest to buy socks :)

My crazy little sis DONG is driving me nuts with her Almanac. She's reciting facts about asian countries like she's gonna be on some sort of game show or something.

First time she recited her favourite 'densely populated country' fact:
Dong: Did you know that Monaco is the most densely populated country in the world?
Me: Ok.
Second time:
Dong: Did you know that Monaco is the most densely populated country in the world?
Me: Yeah.
Third to millionth time:
Dong: Did you know that Monaco is the most densely populated country in the world?
Me: Whatever.
Million and one time:
Dong: Did you know that Monaco is the most densely populated country in the world?
Me: (screams) AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Josh: What is your bucket doing on top of my door?
Megan: Well what was your door doing under my bucket?

(Guy drumming to audition for Drake's band)
Drake: Dude that was good! Could you do that a little more up-tempo?
Guy: (yelling) You called me fat?! ARH!!!!!
(Guy punches hole in the wall)

Josh: ...and then she asked me to remove all the green gummy bears, then she suggested I do some sit-ups!
Drake: That's ridiculous
Josh: Yeah it is!
Drake: Who doesn't like green gummy bears?

Drake and Josh jokes are so funny and random :D

Lalalala I'm back! :D Missed me, xiaojiti? Haha kidding kidding.


Parkroyal penang ROCKS ok? Esp. the water sports. I tried banana boating, jet skiing and parasailing. The beach is supposed to be like super duper there but I don't see what's so great about it. Quite ordinary, but 100000000 times better than Sembawang beach, that's for sure

And over the 2 weeks of holidays, I have developed severe brain rot and homework phobia. I have the following homework NOT completed:
1. With Great Pressure(as quoted from dear AUDREY)
2. 1/2 of Maths PT individual
3. A few fake Lit journals that I have to write
4. A few lit and eng worksheets to file
Gotta buck up on homeworking.

Here I am in Penang.
It's pretty much the same every time I come here. All we do apart from eating and sleeping (a lot) is:
1. Shop
2. Play com
3. Math PT
4. Stone
Oh man when I go back to Spore I have got a LOT of catching up to do cos I haven't started on With Great Agony (as quoted from dear LYNN) yet. Die die. Oh well at least there's a com here so I can force myself to do Math PT. Oh no D&T not yet touched and my wire mesh in still in my desk in RGS J101.
ARGHs once again.

I miss rblading like loads and loads and loads. Last year after PSLE the LEGENDS and I went like every non-raining day. And now we are flooded with so much homework we haven't gone since, jan or feb?

JASMINE WANTS A SWEET ESCAPE

Another sweaty training today, and the last one till next fri cos tomorrow till next wed i'm gonna be in Penang against my own will
Today dailaoshi concluded our last attempt to do the routine smoothly like that (translated) : that was horrible. And then she added : but it was an improvement. Ohno ohno ohno. Why us? Why us little inexperienced sec 1s going to face the sec 2s of IJTP and SMGS and the sec 1-former-p6-gymmers of SNGS??? We are trying our best but the task of clinching at least 3rd is really DAUNTING.

help

Trial tuition today with Pheebs and BS. The teacher is very nice lah, I don't mind changing tuition except for the guilt I get when my Mom tells my old teacher she's not wanted. :( Yep, my Mom is like ultra fussy when it comes to tuition cos she wants the best tuition that can be found. Not that she shouldn't but I feel real guilty that we keep firing and hiring teachers.
Pheebs was like ultra gong! She just sat there and looked blur and sleepy haha. Well, maybe she's right. Maybe she should be Patrick instead of Mrs Puff cos she is as GONG as patrick! MUAHAHAHAHA. Dong was really bored that day and decided to give us Spongebob Squarepants nicks and she labelled me as PATRICK. Bebe ended up MRS PUFF. Leko became SPONGEBOB and Dong is PEARL. Haha that is so random.
After tuition Pheebs and Leko came to my house and we had a TEA PARTY! Okay, not that sort of TEA party with china teacups etc. etc. etc. but a party where you eat cakes and the tea part comes in cos we were drinking yeo's chrysanthemum tea. Afterwards we just did randomer stuff like cushion fighting and well, here I am, blogging. :D