ONE MORE SA
JUST ONE MORE
KEEP HOLDING ON TO YOUR SANITY EVERYONE
(except for the sec 2s and 4s who have already finished theirs SAs. they are allowed to be a crazy as they like now :)

I'm posting! Yeah, okah, okay I know I'm really bad and all to be blogging when there's an SA on monday
But whatever
Hmm, I shall tell about this weird dream I had last week

WEIRD DREAM
Okay, there was a golf resort, a beach and Disneyland next to RGS
And I was standing in the middle of the four.
I was playing ball with -erm- Dong
I think
And the ball was thrown too far so it landed in Disneyland and almost rolled to the beach, so I told Dong not to throw too hard
I forgot what happened in between, but I found myself in a pool at the golf resort
with DAI LAO SHI!!!
She was wearing this really ugly swimsuit that looked SUSPICIOUSLY like an old leotard and I was wondering if it really was an old leotard
And then five GIGANTIC beach balls in the five house colours came rolling towards the pool and stopped at the grass
I saw that the house capt were standing on them (?!?!???)
And they OPENED (?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!!!!)
And there were gym people in them (?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!)
Then I woke up
Strange

Thank you Lynn and Audrey, for reminding me that I have one more subject to worry about
And now that I got my english and lit FAs back, I see how badly I ____ in those subjects
Hmm, and history's not that bad, the key is to MUG AND MUG AND MUG and MEMORIZE ANSWERS

NEW LIST OF SUBJECTS IN ORDER OF POTENTIAL HARMFULLNESS TO MY GPA
1. Geog
2. Lit
3. English
4. Chinese
5. Science
6. History
7. Maths

Well, okay we'll see the more accurate list once the SA results are out

Pheeb, stop pressurising me ok? It's just a lame little blog!

PFT is over. Sighhs, i should trained harder. Oh wells.
My shuttle run time is like, bleah. I never get an A for that.
1 POINT! 1 PATHETIC LITTLE POINT TO 30!
Just because I got a B for SHUTTLE RUN
Shut your whining Jasmine. You annoy yourself sometimes, you know.
Oh man I'm talking to myself again.
And thanks for those who cheered for me yesterd yesterday! <3
AHH! EOIs!!! I DON'T WANNA7T WANNA BE KICKED OUT OF RGS!!!
Whatever.

SUBJECTS IN ORDER OF POTENTIAL HARMFULNESS TO MY GPA
1. History
2. Geog
3. Science
4. Lit
5. Maths
6. English

Hmm, anymore GPA-counted subjects?
See how blur I am

This post shall be about my GYM SENIORS!
Hahas lets begin with a nice BIG title!

MY GYM SENIORS!!!!

My GYM SENIORS are these really pro really pretty really nreally nice people! (I see Pheebs turning green with envy! Envy! ) And i see them on Mondays and Wednesdays and the DaJiTi on Saturdays!

They are also kind of our lao shis. Cos they taught us sec 1s most of the stuff, like lu tiao (stag leap?) and kua tiao(split jump) and gave us lots of tips like not to tell the real he real la real lao shi about your injuries! Yeah, and they are also very nice like i said so you can CRA_ about a lot of stuff and not get killed by them! (Kidding) Oh, but i do CRA_! So sorry to all my seniors to have to put up with my rubbish! :(

And they take really good care of their little juniors. (Like me! :)Yeah, they will never Dao us or anything even if I'm really lame sometimes. Like that time during gym camp where i suddenly say hi and wave like a crazed fan whenever i see LimJie. I get a little crazy when i'm HIGH! and i was really HIGH! during gym camp cos it was really fun! Oh and gym camp was also made FUN! by my GYM SENIORS cos they were really funny and all and they took care of everything! And thanks to Christine for bringing Stick It! :D

Well, I guess all I wanna say is I LOVE MY SENIORS! <3>

22/4/07
Cheryl tagged that she is sad i didn't say anything about her :( So here's something about her!

CHERYL TAY
Is:
a. flex
b. tall
c. pro
d. THE R GYM CAPTAIN! Yay!
:D

Quick! Navigate away from this lousy blog where you are wasting your time on and click on the links below to do something more meaningfulaningful! But seriously, do it.

the rainforest site
the hunger site
the breast cancer site
th">the literacy site
the animal rescue site
the child health site

Oh yeah and in case you haven't noticed,
I decided to make all the posts about RICHARDSON blue!

You know that day, I was singing :" Go Richard go!" in Ikea
And I suddenly realised I must've sounded really weird
Cos there was a poster of a designer right in front of me
And his name was
Richard.
Lol that was so funnily coincidental! :D
I LOVE RICHARDSON! <3

rich what?
rich what? rich ard! (x2)
uhhuh listen to this
all the girls wanna be like us
*few times ive been around that track
so its not just gonna happen like that
cause we aint no easy fight girl
you know we're richardson girls!*(x2)
rich what? rich ard! (x3)

(really really low) all the girls wanna be like us.

Oh man i just LOVE this cheer!

Yay sports fest!
Richard really rocks
Although we didn't win
But we won cheerleading!
I screamed like a xiao zha bo
:D
Must be ENTHU!
And mass dance was fun!
The house comm was like reaching out from behind the barriers encouraging us
I love those guys
They did so much for Richard

WE <3>

[I'm sorry but the rest of this post, erm, mysteriously disappeared and I'm too lazy to re-write it.]

I don't know why i bother changing my url
It's gonna change again anyways
Yeah i haven't thought of any good ones yet
My brain is just too full of fluff that just flew in to fill up all that empty space
Pheebs totally hates my new url
She says the old one was nicer
Like, since when were urls that just randomly popped out of my head ever NICE?

This learning journey week thing was a total scam
NUTS: SCAMMER!
Yeah, so it was great waking up at 7 30 every morning
But it was horrible how we get, like a project for every subject
Except for History. We got this worksheet
That's even worse
For me, at least
I don't know, i just get really stressed when we get worksheets on a field trip
Everyone was totally chionging to fill it up at the museum

Sheesh Jas, what kind of lousy attitude is this?/em>
Ok, so i have to REPHRASE things
I did enjoy learning journey week, okay?
I just di just didn't like to chio to chiong projects at the END of learning journey week
So, MANAGE YOUR TIME AND DON'T UP LIKE ME
YEAH TELL THAT TO YOURSELF JASMINE LIU JIA HWEI
OK I SHALL STOP TALKING TO MYSELF
I'M TURNING WEIRDER BY THE MINUTE.

Yay yay this is my fourth post today :D
Im just so totally mad at myself for slacking during the March holidays
Doing things like THIS
Which is why i shall stop this and go do the long forgotten pile of homework that i have
Cheeros

Yay im backk
And camp was really fun! :D
It was like a giant sleepover in the gym!
And the food hunt could have just been our dinner
When lao shi saw me the next training she SCREAMED at the sight of my sudden fatness and put me on a strict diet
Kidding
Yesterday night we found a little swallow with a broken wing
And now he's ( or is it she?) behind me under the table
Get well soon birdy!:D
And thanks Lim Jie for the sparkly hair tie :D it's in my wallet now

Today's training is killer
Lao Shi made us run 10 rounds around the netball courts in less than 8 and a half minutes
(Gasp!)
Well, okay i know it's supposed to be good for us
So i shall be good and stop complaing 0:D

Whee there's gym camp tomorrow! Which is why i better get to sleep
G'night

I am CERTIFIED!
Certified for first aid!
Haha not that it's such a biggie
(The whole school is certified!)
But i haven't gotten the cert yet
Nvm, lalalalalala, i'm certified!
Evil Pheebs is insulting me on windows live messenger
Bleah
She is saying how when i go save someone people have to go save me
Geddit?
Ok i gtg eat dinner
Yeah i noe it's late
Byes!

Yay im in Bebe's house stealing food!
Muahahaha
And to get back she is using my phone to send lame smses to Trina
Bleah who cares they're so fake
Oooh a cool news report!

"Now we have our interview subject, FeeBee Yip Beebee to answer a few questions."
Reporter: I heard from quite a few sources that you are a chicken. Could you elaborate further what that means?
F.B.Y.B.B: Cluck cluck
Reporter: Okayyyy... So what is this i hear about you being charged for lamerism?
F.B.Y.B.B.: NO THAT IS SO NOT TRUE!!! I DID NOT GET CHARGED FOR LAMERISM!!! I just got a cool chance to stay in a cool room with these cool bars over the doors.
Reporter: Thank you.
F.B.Y.B.B.: You're welcome!

Very disappointing news during assembly yesterday
Richardson is currently in last place
Tarbet is in the lead, followed by Buckle, Waddle and Hadley
and then Richard
But no matter what, i would NEVER NEVER trade my place in Richard for a place in Tarbet
Even if we never win again
And i'm sure no Richarsonian would
<3 RICHARD ROCKS! <3

Seriously, i think someone is out to get me
In other words, someone is trying to sabo me
Just last week, the plastic thingys for my apron went missing
Yesterday, the iron-on studs and cord for my drawstring pouch disappeared
And really, i didn't lose them, i mean, how could i when we don't bring them home and i only took out 1 item from the drawstring pouch's packet before?
Or am i really that forgetful?

This remains a mystery

yay. there's aesthetics tomorrow. hurrah.
im being sacarstic.
a couple of weeks ago i declared it my worst subject.
of course, maybe dance and music would have been more fun
i mean, what does poise and confidence have to do with SEWING?
i think if Mrs Lee saw my apron, she'd just scream.
and i would be unpicking it for the rest of the day.
eeps.
i think that's why there are seamistresses in this world of unpickers

FEE BEE YIP YY! TRINA TAN JIA LI!
you guys are so NOT off the hook!
dat is soo fake, wad u guys said on monday.
BOO!